"I stroll through our times as a one-legged man would stroll through the International Shoe Museum: half concerned, limping.

I listen to Jul and Vivaldi with equal pleasure, and can't understand why a genius of our time hasn't yet thought of featuring in 3D holograms.

Patate is the state I often find myself in when I see how people live. It's also what I feel like punching them in the nose when I can't take it anymore.

And above all, it's the energy I have when my seven-and-a-half hours of sleep have been respected.

"If you come, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you don't, you won't."